[ Fireproof is probably good. Max quietly wonders if she could ask Eddie or Will some things about dragons. Yeah, that guide is probably a better source...but who better to ask about nerd shit than the nerds? ]

Oh, but you can't have that, something you might be a little more equipped to handle. [ Ah, the patented Max deadpan. She punctuates it with a roll of her eyes and a snort. ] Instead you just get flowers in your hair when the local witch misinterprets what you ask.

[ Ah. Wait— ] You- told me about that, on one of the... I posted something on the network, it's gone now.