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<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Another immortal. Not like angels or demons - created by them.
They contain all the knowledge of the universe and help run the afterlife.

<MADMAX>

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[ This whole thing is a bit of a minefield for Max . But after spending so long unable to think about death, she can't stop herself from wondering. So, Max decides asking more...informational questions will probably keep her from crushing sadness, so. ]

why are they called janets

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Because they're all named Janet.
I don't really know why that is. I wasn't anybody important, back when all the initial afterlife stuff got set up - I don't really know how or why they did a lot of the things they did.
Definitely wasn't in on those meetings.

<MADMAX>

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someone just chose a name then i guess
really dont know why it wasnt margaret or beatrice or something like that but sure
immortal species called janet that hold all the universes knowledge why not
cant be weirder than anything else

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

That is one of the things humans usually point out, yeah.
But that should be the weirdest most of them come across.

I mean other than maybe the Time Knife.
(That's just the edge of the universe where millions of other parallel universes overlap to form a razor sharp singularity in space-time that will scatter you over countless realities if you get too close to it.)

<MADMAX>

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you could say literally any insane thing like that and i would have to believe it

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Lol, yeah.
I don't really get anything out of lying about it, though.

[Which isn't quite "I would not lie about it", because if there was a reason then he probably would. A good reason, though!]

<MADMAX>

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what is lol
what the hell does that mean

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

It's something humans type to indicate laughter when they're texting.

<MADMAX>

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ok?
just saying hahaha would be less confusing but alright i guess the futures weird

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Oh, they came up with all sorts of abbreviations like that!
Like WTF for "what the fuck", or OMG for "oh my god".
Some of them are stupider than others.

<MADMAX>

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so does lol mean lots of laughs or something stupid like that

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

"Laughing out loud", I think.

<MADMAX>

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and were you

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

No, of course not. No one ever is.

<MADMAX>

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i think i hate the internet

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Welcome to the club! Pretty sure most people do at least a little.

<MADMAX>

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then why do you all use it

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Can't get anything done on Earth without it anymore.

Here, I guess it's just for fun.
That, and it's a lot easier than having to actually track someone down to talk to them.

<MADMAX>

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ew
seriously just use walkie talkies they are so much better than this

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Okay, those are pretty cool.

<MADMAX>

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theyre the coolest and just as convenient
just find a frequency no ones using and bam instant security

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

But then you have to make sure literally everyone you know has a walkie-talkie.

[Michael is very very social and doesn't have a central circle of friends here just yet! He wants to just talk to everyone!]

<MADMAX>

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fortunately there arent a lot of people i know or want to talk to
convenient

<eudaemonikos>

[eudaimonikos]

Boring.

I mean, if all my friends were here, that'd be different.

[It's obvious that they could use their own separate way to keep in touch. But for as many people as he does talk to here, there isn't anyone who's like that.]