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<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

You don't have to ask to get helpful information.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this was the OPPOSITE of helpful
if i agree to come to the party will you stop telling me about eating pokemon

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Yupyup, even though I don't see whats odd about it.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

theres a lot of weird shit i can deal with but sentient ice cream is where i draw the line

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

That isn't weird. Whats weird is how it seems like dogs don't understand language.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

because they cant
you have to train them

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

What? I thought they just didn't have impulse control.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

dont blame the dog for an owners mistakes

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Well, I did tell her the rules of the house before I got her. She behaves well, but she doesn't listen at times. I thought I needed more badges.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this is hopeless
im getting both of you a book on animal training to spare the poor pups from this

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

I have one, it just seems very...insulting? To the Dog?

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

its not insulting to learn how to properly provide for the creature under your care
dont different pokemon have different raising styles or something like that

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

I didn't think it was insulting to me, I mean to the Dog. Like a lot of the things in there made dogs seem really dumb. Like they are forever stuck in a toddler mindset.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

i mean
yeah
theres smart dogs but thats smart FOR A DOG you know
its a fact but im not saying it to be mean
theyre dependent on their owners thats why having a pets supposed to be a responsibility

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Ah, I see. I was thinking that-

[Emmet tries to find the words for it.]

They get smarter?

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

more like they learn more about their owners habits and adapt
seriously if youre going to have a dog you need to learn this stuff

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

The book I got said that Chihuahuas were smart though. So. I just thought they were.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

what they leave out that its smart for a dog

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

They need to adapt the books for people who never really seen a dog before.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

itd have a really niche audience

Re: <MADMAX>

[i_am_emmet]

Really? I am surprised more worlds don't have dogs like...a dog.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

i know of two different worlds that dont have dogs and yours is one of them
theres even dogs here in monster world

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Very weird!

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

yeah you are

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

I think I am decently normal.