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<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

18, I forgot Akari. And Ingo and I have dogs, like dogs everyone else is used too. Chihuahua and Cake.

[Emmet has forgotten 'Cake' is not a normal dog breed.]

We also have a backyard for overflow. People can go in and out as they want. And I doubt everyone will do that, I imagine some people might not even show up, because of here.

<MADMAX>

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ok thats another thing what if everyones still teleporting all over the place
logistically youve got a few problems here and the more people you invite the more youre tempting fate



wait a second did you just say cake as a breed of dog
what

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

That is a risk we got to be willing to take, besides, it doesn't seem like anyone has yet to actually teleport into a chair, so that's good.

Yup, Ingo has a Cake Dog, Mago Berry flavored.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

no
no cake is not actually a type of dog i think youll find
i dont know if thats what happens in your world but dogs are not where im from made of any sort of confectionary

[ screw party planning this is the more interesting topic ]

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

A lot of Pokemon look like food. I have always wanted to bite an Alcremie. And I have licked each in the Vanillish line to see if they taste like soft-serve, everyone said they wouldn't and they were right.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

[ NEVER MIND GO BACK TO PARTY PLANNING RIGHT NOW ]

what the fuck

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

They taste like snow.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

I DIDNT ASK!!!

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

You don't have to ask to get helpful information.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this was the OPPOSITE of helpful
if i agree to come to the party will you stop telling me about eating pokemon

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Yupyup, even though I don't see whats odd about it.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

theres a lot of weird shit i can deal with but sentient ice cream is where i draw the line

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

That isn't weird. Whats weird is how it seems like dogs don't understand language.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

because they cant
you have to train them

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

What? I thought they just didn't have impulse control.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

dont blame the dog for an owners mistakes

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Well, I did tell her the rules of the house before I got her. She behaves well, but she doesn't listen at times. I thought I needed more badges.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this is hopeless
im getting both of you a book on animal training to spare the poor pups from this

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

I have one, it just seems very...insulting? To the Dog?

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

its not insulting to learn how to properly provide for the creature under your care
dont different pokemon have different raising styles or something like that

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

I didn't think it was insulting to me, I mean to the Dog. Like a lot of the things in there made dogs seem really dumb. Like they are forever stuck in a toddler mindset.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

i mean
yeah
theres smart dogs but thats smart FOR A DOG you know
its a fact but im not saying it to be mean
theyre dependent on their owners thats why having a pets supposed to be a responsibility

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Ah, I see. I was thinking that-

[Emmet tries to find the words for it.]

They get smarter?

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

more like they learn more about their owners habits and adapt
seriously if youre going to have a dog you need to learn this stuff

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

The book I got said that Chihuahuas were smart though. So. I just thought they were.