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<MADMAX>

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i mean yeah i am
i just didnt realize i was ingos birthday invite material
between the vast difference in age and the fact that im not really a party person

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

He considers you a friend, so you're invited.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

its that simple?

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Should it be more complex?

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

i mean maybe
how many people does he consider friends

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

More than me. Off the top of my head, 15 people?

[Then Emmet adds on after a moment.]

17 with Gladion and Me.

<MADMAX>

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so you have a problem
say everyone brings two extra people
thats 48 people in your house
WAY too many
even if everyone brings one on average thats still 30 people plus if you guys have pokemon like silvally
ive seen your place can you even host that many

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

18, I forgot Akari. And Ingo and I have dogs, like dogs everyone else is used too. Chihuahua and Cake.

[Emmet has forgotten 'Cake' is not a normal dog breed.]

We also have a backyard for overflow. People can go in and out as they want. And I doubt everyone will do that, I imagine some people might not even show up, because of here.

<MADMAX>

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ok thats another thing what if everyones still teleporting all over the place
logistically youve got a few problems here and the more people you invite the more youre tempting fate



wait a second did you just say cake as a breed of dog
what

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

That is a risk we got to be willing to take, besides, it doesn't seem like anyone has yet to actually teleport into a chair, so that's good.

Yup, Ingo has a Cake Dog, Mago Berry flavored.

<MADMAX>

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no
no cake is not actually a type of dog i think youll find
i dont know if thats what happens in your world but dogs are not where im from made of any sort of confectionary

[ screw party planning this is the more interesting topic ]

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

A lot of Pokemon look like food. I have always wanted to bite an Alcremie. And I have licked each in the Vanillish line to see if they taste like soft-serve, everyone said they wouldn't and they were right.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

[ NEVER MIND GO BACK TO PARTY PLANNING RIGHT NOW ]

what the fuck

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

They taste like snow.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

I DIDNT ASK!!!

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

You don't have to ask to get helpful information.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this was the OPPOSITE of helpful
if i agree to come to the party will you stop telling me about eating pokemon

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Yupyup, even though I don't see whats odd about it.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

theres a lot of weird shit i can deal with but sentient ice cream is where i draw the line

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

That isn't weird. Whats weird is how it seems like dogs don't understand language.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

because they cant
you have to train them

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

What? I thought they just didn't have impulse control.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

dont blame the dog for an owners mistakes

<Kudari>

[i_am_emmet]

Well, I did tell her the rules of the house before I got her. She behaves well, but she doesn't listen at times. I thought I needed more badges.

<MADMAX>

[zoomingupthathill]

this is hopeless
im getting both of you a book on animal training to spare the poor pups from this