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[ We have that in common, I definitely caused the apocalypse.

Max doesn't say that. ]

alright fine then no complaining if i start biting your head off
metaphorically not literally but of course ill specify

if you laugh at how rusty i am since i grew hooves it MIGHT be literal though

I consider myself entitled to a melodramatic complaint at least once, as is my right. Especially if teeth make contact with my skin!! Or- carapace, exoskeleton?? How do bug bodies work? Beyond that, my complaining is silenced.

Considering I had to readjust thanks to being down a limb, I think we're on even enough ground there. You never know how much you rely on something until its gone, you know?

if you dont laugh you wont have to worry about it

hold on are you writing onehanded right now

No laughing from me, promise.

Yep. It sucks, but I make do.

no sweet prosthetic from your brother?

He accidentally wished himself into a slime. He can't remember basic functions right now. Sooooo, I'm waiting on the arm until he can figure it out.

what the hell thats a thing??
sucks for him and for you too it sounds like

it zaps your mental faculties and people STILL want to be it
weird

Yep, slime brain is 1000% a thing, a problem.
Eh, I'm used to him being a little absentminded, this is just amplified to an extreme.

The shapeshifting must be very cool.

just looks painful and uncomfortable to me but to each their own

anyway im fine meeting up sometime before school tomorrow
which is at night because of the whole nocturnal thing
i just need enough time to swing back and pick up basil

Yeah, I don't get it, but, if it makes people happy good for them.

Yeah, I get you. We can board a little, then bounce back to responsibilities (boooo). I need to actually get back to going to school. Just don't wanna since there are so many notes, and I hate writing with this hand. Typing, yeah, I can do that, writing with a pencil and paper? ew.

yeah i dont have that problem
im a grandma remember
its these newfangled computers that trip me up

I cannot believe it, granny is flexing on a handicapped turtle. I'm calling the police. 911, grandma is beating my ass with her rippling muscles from writing with a pencil!!

I've never been to a school before, so I'm kind of figuring this all out. Pops taught us basic stuff, but, pencils are sooooo made for human hands, terrible. At least computers work for nearly everyone the same.

[ grannys not going at 100 percent either ok i think
No, delete, delete, delete. Just because she's admitted it to Basil, and to herself, doesn't mean Max is really ready to talk about how fucked up her body is, even without the monster transformation. ]

no jury would convict me im dead

right i forgot youd never been to school before and are some kind of turtle guy
if it helps the classes are super small because there arent a lot of insane people who end up in monster hell and decide yeah i wanna go back to school

A perfect crime, omg

Max, how dare you forget! I'm the turtliest of guys! My twin coming a close second.

I've been to like... maybe eight classes. Yeah. Sounds about right. I did some school here! Donnie's been to more than I have.

Like, how do you guys handle it? I mean, everyone else seems to sit still forever and pay attention so easy. It's unfair. I keep losing track of what even we're supposed to be doing.

[Its the ADHD, Leo. ADHD paired with never dealing with a school environment before.]

i dont know
sometimes its hard but usually thats because of something else going on

[ Read: The Depression and The Trauma and The Generally Bad Coping Mechanisms ]

i guess im used to it because it was mandatory back home
you could get a tutor or something but also you dont HAVE to go to school
it is optional

When isn't something going on tho??

I know it's optional, but, if I wanna keep my job I gotta go to school, or at least try, Komeada asked me that much. I kinda like my job, there are so many snacks there...

oh do you mean nagito
you work for him?

[ A neat little sidestep of the question. ]

[He sees you, Max, but Leo lets it go for now.]

Yeah? I mean, he runs the 8/12's. Pretty nice place.

i know about the store i just havent really been there
a bit far into the city for me
i didnt know he was hiring teenagers

Right, I forget people live outside the city. I kinda stick to Bavan 24/7.

Yeah, he's got a few teenagers on staff. Not exactly a super hard job. The store restocks itself. Its primarily about manning the register and doing deliveries.

the store restocks itself

im never going to get used to magic

It makes the whole store way easier to manage. We're never out of much of anything. The real bummer is we're never out of even the stuff nobody buys.

Embrace the magic, Max, its very cool.

im not saying it isnt convenient its just also incredibly weird

Wish I could say magic gets less weird, but, no, just more weird. You just get adjusted to the levels of weird.

adjusted does not exist for me i just give up pretending i understand it

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